Thursday, June 17, 2004

News Update at 11

Today's top story: Man discovers life does not stink. It has been revealed that the stench that was thought to be emanating from life was in fact coming from the world. When asked about this recent discovery, man replies "The world has indeed stunk for many years, tests that were performed earlier show that man just gotten used to the smell."

In other news, man continues to bitch and complain like a baby on his blog. More on that after weather and sports.

SONG OF THE DAY
Queens of the Stone Age - Never Say Never

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