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SONG OF THE DAY
Annie - Heartbeat

Reflections of a 27-year-old blogger

Hmmmm...27 years. Is it too soon to be reflecting on life? Perhaps it is. I originally thought it would be a good time to wax philisophically, but now I think different. Anything I'd would be say would be said prematurely, I've got more to experience & learn in order to give a fair assessment of what I've seen in my life. So I'm going to save my thoughts for another year. Tease.

SONG OF THE DAY
Bright Eyes - Easy/Lucky/Free

Getting your car broken into: IT STINKS!!

I thought today was going to be a good day. But noooooo! When I was walking to the parking lot my co-worker pointed out that my window was broken. "Huh?" My window was broken. "F**K!!"
This was the second time this happened in the same parking lot. The first time they broke the lock, rummaged around, but took nothing. This time they broke the window, rummaged around, and took nothing again. You'd think they'd learned the first time around that I have nothing worth stealing. Seriously, c'mon! Why??
It's such an inconvinence, nusance, & violation. It breeds such a negative energy that threatens to build under pressure, because it has no real place to go. Everybody has had the same feelings, if not at varying degrees. It makes you want to punch that stupid degenerate in the gut, then go up for an uppercut followed by two knees to the chin. Then spin around, fake 'em out with an elbow, and take them out with a devestating headbutt.

SONG OF THE DAY
Poison Pen - Fall Back

Top 5 Family Guy Quotes

1. "Like a bisexual." Ted Turner

2. "Here's a little hint... PUT DOWN THE FORK. FACE!" Brian

3. "I looooooooooove chocolate! But I can't eat it because then I'll get fat...but it's sooooooooooooooooo good!" Brian

4. "Wow, you guys still saved my life, even though I said all southerners were dumb hicks who suffer from the gum disease: GINGIVITIS." Peter

5. "Red-headed lady, reaching for an apple. Gonna take a bite, nope, nope. She gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her blouse. She takes a bite...chews it once, twice, three times, four times, Stops! Saliva workin'..." Randy Newman

SONG OF THE DAY
Marvin Gaye - Yesterday

Oops!

Looks like I missed a couple of days of entries to my blog. My bad!

Hmmm...what to talk about? Halloween? Nah, the moment's past. Re-election of President Bush? Don't want to touch that with a 50-foot bread stick. How about...mail-order brides! Yes! An awful service for the creepy & desparate or a legitimate aid for those in need? All I know is Olga's looking pretty cute!

SONG OF THE DAY
Nina Simone - Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out